Dear Chrissy, I received your letter and since then have had the opportunity to check my list and then check it twice. It appears that you have been quite naughty this year, particularly in regard to your adorable and sweet sister Charlotte. I see you when you're sleeping and I know when you're awake and I know when you've been cutting Charlotte's doll's hair and then shifting the blame. Also, I saw you kick Doogie. In short, I hope you like coal, cause that's all you're gonna get! Ho Ho Ho, St. Nicholas Claus, Esq., Ph.D., RN, CPA

Dear Mr. Santa

Dear Santa, I have enclosed some ads this year since last year you missed some items on my list. The circled ones are the toys I want. The ones with stars are the ones I really want. The ones with hearts are the ones I really, really want! Sincerely, Chrissy PS I have been good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Dear Chrissy,  I received your letter and since then have had the opportunity to check my list and then check it twice. It appears that you have been quite naughty this year, particularly in regard to your adorable and sweet sister Charlotte. I see you when you're sleeping and I know when you're awake and I know when you've been cutting Charlotte's doll's hair and then shifting the blame. Also, I saw you kick Doogie.  In short, I hope you like coal, cause that's all you're gonna get!   Ho Ho Ho,  St. Nicholas Claus, Esq., Ph.D., RN, CPA

Angry Chrissy, giggling CharlotteI kept the letter Charlotte forged for years, but sadly, I guess I lost it. The above is a pretty close facsimile, though.


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56 responses to “Dear Mr. Santa”

  1. worrywarts-guide-to-weight-sex-and-marriage Avatar

    You should make this into a Christmas card. Do you have a book?

    1. themiddlestsister Avatar

      Maybe next year I can make some Christmas cards! All my spare time for the next few weeks is being funneled into a very special project that I hope I can show off soon :)

      And, no book! I don’t even know where to start in that regard. Maybe something to look into next year, though!

  2. whatimeant2say Avatar

    I LOVE it! Okay, I’m going to try to figure out how to be an agent so I can get you published, girl!

    1. themiddlestsister Avatar

      Oh, that would be easy! (For me…) :D

  3. Miranda Gargasz Avatar
    Miranda Gargasz

    This is AWESOME! OMG! Kudos to Charlotte!

    1. themiddlestsister Avatar

      Thanks! Charlotte is very much “the funny one.”

  4. jesstracey Avatar

    That sounds exactly like something my brother would do to me!

    1. themiddlestsister Avatar

      Santa probably frowns on forgers, crafty siblings.

  5. tita buds Avatar

    Hahaha! Cleverly cruel (or cruelly clever), that Charlotte! :D

  6. booksnob Avatar

    Bahahahaha, I’m still laughing at ‘Doogie.’ No, it isn’t obvious at all that we grew up in the 80s. ;)

    1. themiddlestsister Avatar

      How could you tell that Doogie was named for Doogie Howser? I guess it wasn’t as subtle as we thought…

      1. booksnob Avatar

        Oh, it was way subtle. I’m sure I’m the only one who figured it out.

        As an aside, I’m sure you have a bazillion of them, but you’re getting the Versatile Blogger award from me. <3

  7. Michael Cargill Avatar

    I did a bit of a lol with that one.

  8. Tin Roof Press Avatar

    i hope this really happened x

    1. themiddlestsister Avatar

      It most definitely did.

  9. becomingcliche Avatar

    I am imagining myself as Chrissy.

  10. morristownmemos by Ronnie Hammer Avatar

    Absolutely precious! The harsh, honest tone of Santa’s response was the perfect foil for the sugar tone of Chissy’s letter to him.

    Wonderful writing, great idea and very funny.

    Ronnie

  11. olletron Avatar

    Ahahahahahahahaha! This is brilliant :D

    I love how Santa has a P.h.D. :>

    1. themiddlestsister Avatar

      :) He’s been around long enough, he might as well while away the time somehow…

  12. Jacob Spire Avatar

    Lol! (Literally!) :)
    I love the “Ho ho ho” signature.

  13. Pete Howorth Avatar
    Pete Howorth

    Hahaha! :D

    1. themiddlestsister Avatar

      Glad I could make you laugh!

      1. Pete Howorth Avatar
        Pete Howorth

        You never fail in doing so! :)

  14. Jenn Jennings Avatar
    Jenn Jennings

    Brilliant and beautiful. Please get book deal so I can buy one.

    1. themiddlestsister Avatar

      Thank you, I’ll try!

  15. Kate Avatar

    Oh my goodness. Sisters! Mine’s crazy and mischievous, too :)

    1. themiddlestsister Avatar

      We all are sometimes… :D

  16. ladyfairybread Avatar

    Hahahaaa LOVE IT!
    Oh I wish I had that idea when growing up! All the evils done to me over the years lol ;)

  17. ladyfairybread Avatar

    Oh – also, hope it’s ok. I’ve nominated you for the Liebster Blog Award. It’s on my blog :)

  18. Looking Out The Window Avatar

    What a cool piece of art you have created.

  19. Rae Avatar

    Haha, I always wished I did something like that to my siblings. I guess maybe I can play that prank to any future children?

  20. Dounia Avatar

    Oh, that is so terrible, yet SO funny!

  21. avocadoexplosion Avatar

    Santa’s got some credentials on him. Wow.

  22. Krysta Marie [Purple Pond] Avatar

    This is hilarious! Love your work.

  23. trialsinfood Avatar

    Wow, how did you feel after getting that letter?

  24. asoulwalker Avatar

    That is epic! I love Santa’s pedigree! So good.

  25. Angie Z. Avatar

    I missed this post. It’s fantastic. Charlotte is my hero. I loved the random and unexplained “I saw you kick Doogie” line.

  26.  Avatar
    Anonymous

    Santa already on the way

  27. diggreddit Avatar
    diggreddit

    Santa already on the way!!!

  28. Luubke Avatar
    Luubke

    I just read all your posts. I really love your blog! Most of the situations are so recognizable! (even though I don’t have sisters, just one brother. But I do recognize the situations, most of them with my brother, but a lot of them with friends too.) Keep blogging!

  29. The Hook Avatar

    Very cool share!

  30. towera Avatar

    Great artwork and very funny stories – love this one and ‘House Rule No 1’ and am going to browse some more… you capture those sweet and vindictive childhood days so well!

  31. Joan Addley Avatar

    Nicole, you are a brilliantly talented woman who’s fan-base is growing by the minute! You can write and your stories are fantastic, and there are no suitable words to describe your artwork…it is just exceptional!!! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE make it your priority to find a publisher for your work, be that greeting cards, or children’s story books. I don’t know anyone who wouldn’t want a “Middlest Sister” original!!! Enjoy your success luv, you are going places!!!

  32. myadventuresinchaos Avatar

    I’ve enjoyed reading your blog, so I’ve nominated you for The Versatile Blogger Award…you can check out details on my post.

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  34. schmolphin Avatar

    Hahaa!!! Very entertaining! Sooo cute!

  35. Emily Avatar
    Emily

    Wouldn’t Chrissy figure out that the letter was written by Charlotte, because it only mentioned things she did to Charlotte? I mean, surely Chrissy antagonized her other three sisters as well, and a REALISTIC letter from “Santa” would cite things she’d done to all of them.

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