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October 12, 2015October 12, 2015 ~ Nicole Smeltzer ~ 4 Comments

We had just learned how to properly format letters in school… How could I have known it was wrong to “practice?”

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Dear Mr. Santa

December 11, 2011October 13, 2014 ~ Nicole Smeltzer ~ 56 Comments

Dear Santa, I have enclosed some ads this year since last year you missed some items on my list. The circled ones are the toys I want. The ones with stars are the ones I really want. The ones with hearts are the ones I really, really want! Sincerely, Chrissy PS I have been good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Dear Chrissy,  I received your letter and since then have had the opportunity to check my list and then check it twice. It appears that you have been quite naughty this year, particularly in regard to your adorable and sweet sister Charlotte. I see you when you're sleeping and I know when you're awake and I know when you've been cutting Charlotte's doll's hair and then shifting the blame. Also, I saw you kick Doogie.  In short, I hope you like coal, cause that's all you're gonna get!   Ho Ho Ho,  St. Nicholas Claus, Esq., Ph.D., RN, CPA

Angry Chrissy, giggling CharlotteI kept the letter Charlotte forged for years, but sadly, I guess I lost it. The above is a pretty close facsimile, though.

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